Marriage: that timeless institution where logic takes a back seat to love, and humour keeps everyone sane. This modern minimalist Marriage Definition Print says it best:
“Marriage is like a haunted house: everyone warns you, everyone goes in anyway, and half the fun is screaming.”
Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or simply reminding your partner why you both keep braving the ride. With its sleek black-and-white typography, this witty print blends effortlessly into any home décor — while delivering a laugh every time you walk past.
What You’ll Receive
Your purchase includes:
6 high-resolution (300 dpi) PNG files
6 high-resolution (300 dpi) PDF files
These are in universal size ratios, ready for more than 20 standard frame sizes. No awkward resizing, no tears over trimming.
This includes 1 x BONUS greeting card artwork in A4 size (with trim marks so you can see where to cut it to a 4’’x6’’ greeting card.)
Sizes included:
2:3 ratio – 20x30", 16x24", 12x18", 8x12", 4x6"
3:4 ratio – 18x24", 12x16", 9x12", 6x8"
4:5 ratio – 16x20", 12x15", 8x10", 4x5"
ISO ratio (international sizes) – A0, A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6
11x14" – because some frames just deserve their own category
Bonus: A4 file with trim marks to make your own folded 4"x6" greeting card. (Print, trim, fold — instant cheeky anniversary card).
You’ll also get a downloadable instruction guide with printing guidance.
How It Works
Instant Download
No waiting for shipping. Once your payment is processed, your files will be ready to download instantly.
Unzip & Select: Open your downloaded zip folder and choose the size that suits your frame (or the recipient’s ego).
Print Options:
Print on paper, canvas, or even wood — if it’ll take ink, it’ll take this.
At home on your own printer (matte or satin paper recommended for best results).
At your local print shop or photo centre.
Online with services like Officeworks, Kmart or Big W
Frame & Enjoy: Pop it in a frame, hang it proudly, or gift it with a knowing wink.
Important Notes
This is a digital product only. No physical print will be shipped.
Colours may vary depending on your screen and printer.
Always print at “Actual Size” or “100%” (not “fit to page”).
Unlimited personal use. Resale or redistribution is not permitted.
Due to the instant nature of downloads, refunds aren’t possible — but I’ll happily help if you run into any issues.
Because marriage, like a haunted house, is best survived — and enjoyed — together.
Frame it, gift it, laugh about it — forever.
Marriage: that timeless institution where logic takes a back seat to love, and humour keeps everyone sane. This modern minimalist Marriage Definition Print says it best:
“Marriage is like a haunted house: everyone warns you, everyone goes in anyway, and half the fun is screaming.”
Perfect for weddings, anniversaries, or simply reminding your partner why you both keep braving the ride. With its sleek black-and-white typography, this witty print blends effortlessly into any home décor — while delivering a laugh every time you walk past.
What You’ll Receive
Your purchase includes:
6 high-resolution (300 dpi) PNG files
6 high-resolution (300 dpi) PDF files
These are in universal size ratios, ready for more than 20 standard frame sizes. No awkward resizing, no tears over trimming.
This includes 1 x BONUS greeting card artwork in A4 size (with trim marks so you can see where to cut it to a 4’’x6’’ greeting card.)
Sizes included:
2:3 ratio – 20x30", 16x24", 12x18", 8x12", 4x6"
3:4 ratio – 18x24", 12x16", 9x12", 6x8"
4:5 ratio – 16x20", 12x15", 8x10", 4x5"
ISO ratio (international sizes) – A0, A1, A2, A3, A4, A5, A6
11x14" – because some frames just deserve their own category
Bonus: A4 file with trim marks to make your own folded 4"x6" greeting card. (Print, trim, fold — instant cheeky anniversary card).
You’ll also get a downloadable instruction guide with printing guidance.
How It Works
Instant Download
No waiting for shipping. Once your payment is processed, your files will be ready to download instantly.
Unzip & Select: Open your downloaded zip folder and choose the size that suits your frame (or the recipient’s ego).
Print Options:
Print on paper, canvas, or even wood — if it’ll take ink, it’ll take this.
At home on your own printer (matte or satin paper recommended for best results).
At your local print shop or photo centre.
Online with services like Officeworks, Kmart or Big W
Frame & Enjoy: Pop it in a frame, hang it proudly, or gift it with a knowing wink.
Important Notes
This is a digital product only. No physical print will be shipped.
Colours may vary depending on your screen and printer.
Always print at “Actual Size” or “100%” (not “fit to page”).
Unlimited personal use. Resale or redistribution is not permitted.
Due to the instant nature of downloads, refunds aren’t possible — but I’ll happily help if you run into any issues.
Because marriage, like a haunted house, is best survived — and enjoyed — together.
Frame it, gift it, laugh about it — forever.
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